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Diary entry number Twenty Five

Hello bitches, it's me again
Although the probability of it being anyone else is quite slim, I'll admit.
 
It's two days before Christmas. I'm in the internet cafe that I spent the
night in last week, spend the night and DID NOT SLEEP.  Which was quite worrying,
but I had a couple of nice street-vender made omlettey things.
Best thing about china, really they're good.
 
People are leaving the academy , bringing our grand total of students
to...... THREE.
It's a huge school, I'm sure you'll agree.
 
ICE AGE COMING ICE AGE COMING LET ME HEAR BOTH SIDES!
 
The movie Good Will Hunting SUCKS. I didn't mind it until I realised that
the main characters name is actually Will Hunting, making the title a huge
hilarious pun, at which point I was quite, quite sick. Puns.... I can't
stand puns. Also at one point ages ago Krishnan said that I was like the
main character in some way or other, so I have a personal vendetta against
that BASTARD.
 
Right now it's very very cold outside. Therefore outside is bad. My clothes
and skin our inefficient. I MUST EVOLVE.
 
And the movie 'The Big One' by Michael Moore made me loose all respect for
him. Crazy fashion for the pseudo intellectuals. I can't spell, but I don't
claim to be smart, so everything's alright.
 
This is the premise of the film:
Michael Moore: I wrote this amazing book, and everyone loves it. I'm great.
I went on this big tour of America signing copies of my amazing book.
Everyone was like 'hey Michael, your book's so cool,', and then I thought:
Why don't I make a film about how amazing my book is? Did I mention that my
book was the number one best selling this year?
Why did he make a movie about how good his own book is!!!!!?
Silly him.
 
But Lost In Translation is great. I saw it and now I've profoundly fallen in
love with Scarlet Johansohn, or at least her character. Bill Murray should
do a remake of every single one of Tom Hanks films, with the other original
cast members. That would be the perfect Christmas gift, if you happen to be
reading this Bill.
 
Bill?

 

 

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