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Diary entry fifty six
 
Hey everyone,
 
I'm very drunk and I wanted to write something even though it might be very
hard to understand. I'll look back on this and smile any way.
 
Last time I wrote something when I was drunk people kept emailing me to shut
me up, but I like doing it - It's funny. People email me as if I was being
serious about something, I wake up the next morning and I have a tonne of
emails saying 'Liam, you think that you're right about THIS, but you're
wrong, here's why...'
 
Maybe I should write all of my entries when I'm drunk, then people will know
that I don't care about being wrong or upsetting anyone. I'm a nice person
really.
 
Ok, this is mainly a test for myself to try and work out just how good I am
at making sense when I am drunk. I always think that I have control, but
then I end up outside a bar after being thrown out by bouncers and after
asking out girls that I don't even like.
 
I'm going to say something really stupid any second now. Trust me on this
one. Probably some heartfelt halftruth that I've been meaning to get off of
my chest for a while. I can't think of any right now, you lucky things.
It was Wei Shifu's birthday, so we all got drunk. Beer, some crazy Chinese
wine, it was great. I love being drunk, but of course, I hate the aftermath
of it all when you realise that you've in fact killed two people, and
written something stupid on your website BLOG. That bit sucks. I always
think that I'm being so calm about it though, if not charming.
note to self:
 
Don't get drunk.
 
Chinese cake is amazing. It was just as good as best cake, my favourite-est
cake in the universe.
 
Let's write something stupid- I AM SEVEN PEOPLE ALL NAMED LAURA:
there, that was pretty stupid.
I'll see you all in hell. You crazy squirrels. Throwing nuts at me all the
time, shame on you!
 
Ah well. Just to let you know that I'm fine, that I'm happy, and that I am
VERY VERY drunk. Retrospectively this has been quite a normal looking entry.
Stupid clams, think they're so great. See? I don't even have to make sense
any more
 
On a serious point, I've only been sleeping about 5 hours a night for the
last week. But don't worry, I'll get some prozac. I don't know if that's good
spelling. Alright.
 
BYE BYE. I LOVE ALL OF YA, YA MORONS
 
-Dot
 

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