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Diary entry fifty three
 
that's right bitches, Liam is back. With vengeance.
 
I'm figuring that the BARRAGE of people emailing me with questions is a sign
from God that my website isn't helpful in the slightest in informing people
about the China and the academy. But I can't really be bothered to go into
detail.
 
-The are NO GIRLS IN KUN YU SHAN
 
-The food here is great, sometimes I cry openly in happiness. -you get your own room -The are THREE STUDENTS IN THE WHOLE SCHOOL -No western toilets, but theres a lock on the door at least. -The Kun Yu Shan area is amazing -You can get internet access in your room if you pay for it. You have to have your own computer though.
 
-Yantai has girls, many many girls. A lot of which speak English. -Yantai has everything, if you're willing to spend hours looking for it. -Yantai has many foreigners. -Yantai has two beaches -Yantai has McDonalds
 
Recently we received a new student called Mikko. Who Me and Mirko, in our
horniness/naivety thought was going to be a Japanese schoolgirl. I'm not
joking, we actually thought that. Mikko turned out to be a 6"2 German man.
 
Dang.
 
I'm reminded of the episode of Red Dwarf where they find out that there are
three beautiful women abandoned in space, and then when they get there it
turns our they've been dead for centuries. Our disappointment was astronomical.
 
But Mikko is cool. He's not a Japanese schoolgirl, but we can pretend. A
little make-up and a little imagination. A fun time had by all.
 
At meal times Mirko always brings up the war and Nazi's and stuff. EVERY
MEAL. EVERY DAY. I have this rule when talking to people from Germany, which
I'm sure many people will agree is for the best - DON'T MENTION THE WAR. Mirko doesn't have this rule.
 
So yeah, Mirko, Mikko and me. I think I should change my name to Marco or
something. I dunno.
 
-4AM!
 

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