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Diary entry forty Man I rock. People say: 'Hey Liam, how do you rock so much?" May normal reply is: "Just focus on the most Liam-ish part of your heart- you'll know how to rock." I'd like to thank everyone involved in last weeks project- get Liam married to either Winona Ryder or Scarlet Johanson', it was a complete success and now I am happily married to Winona Ryder. Life is good. I hope some idiot doesn't sue me for libel. Maybe I should write a disclaimer. DISCLAIMER: I LIE WHENEVER I LIKE We brought a camera into a few lessons last week, which I think is a pretty decent idea because I'm so vain. I don't suck as embarrassingly as I had thought. Cool. Oh yeah, in regards to the entry I wrote about the National geographic documentary on the shoalin being crazy and inaccurate- well maybe it is kind of accurate. Damn. All of my suspicions were wrong, and they actually do the things that it says on the documentary, it's just that some only train certain things like finger strength and nothing else. See I was thinking, 'there's not enough time in the day to do all that AND everything else." So TECHNICALLY I'm still right- and a genius. (I know that makes me sound like a bustard, but nobody reads this anyway.) GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT, JEEZ. (not that anyone's been on my back.) Ok, informing time! WHOOOOO Something cool about China is that everything is so amazingly cheap. Really really cheap. A can or Coke is about 12p, when in England it's about 60p. Wicked. Ice-cream is about 3p, when in England it's only about 1 pound. I can't work it out. I mean, if companies can still afford to sell their products for such a small price, back in the west they must be making TONNES of cash. I'm thinking of starting a revolution when I get back.About DVD's for one, they cost too much considering their cheaper to make than video cassettes. Oh yeah, China is nifty for DVD's. You probably already know that. People can have collections of about 200 DVD's by the time they leave China. Even if you're buying legitimate DVD's they cost nothing compared to the US and UK. Of course there's almost always something wrong with the DVD's you buy. Par exampler, that they only have one language and no subtitles, or sometimes they go black and white - Actually the only time I've ever seen that happen was when watching 'The Punisher', which made it the most entertaining thing on screen. There, message over, go back to your everyday lives. Shows over people.site sponsored by PPI Business NLP - NLP training and business performance coaching